

Below is a list of all Goon Show scripts
currently available. They form a record of the very funny comedy
created by Spike Milligan and the other writers.
Each script has been transcribed from a recording of the actual broadcast
rather than a mere reproduction of the original script. They contain what is
actually
heard in the shows including ad libs, gaffes and so on. You can see an original
script in the collectables section.
Series 2 (1952):
01: No Title
03: No Title
Series 4 (1953-54):
02: The Man Who Tried to Destroy London's Monuments
15: The Missing Prime Minister
18: The History of Communications
23: The Greatest Mountain in the World
24: The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System
29: The Great Bank of England Robbery
Special: The Starlings
Series 5 (1954-55):
01: The Whistling Spy Enigma
02: The Lost Gold Mine (of Charlotte)
03: The Dreaded Batter-Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea)
04: The Phantom Head Shaver (of Brighton)
05: The Affair of the Lone Banana
06: The Canal
07: Lurgi Strikes Britain
08: The Mystery of the Marie Celeste (Solved)
09: The Last Tram (from Clapham)
10: The Booted Gorilla (found?)
11: The Spanish Suitcase
12: Dishonoured, or The Fall of Neddie Seagoon
13: Forog
14: Ye Bandit of Sherwood Forest
15: Nineteen-Eighty-Five
16: The Case of the Missing Heir
17: China Story
18: Under Two Floorboards - A Story of the Legion
19: The Missing Scroll
20: Nineteen-Eighty-Five
21: The Sinking of Westminster Pier
22: The Fireball of Milton Street
23: The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street
24: Yehti
25: The White Box of Great Bardfield
26: The End
Series 6 (1955-56):
01: The Man Who Won the War
02: The Secret Escritoire
03: The Lost Emperor
04: Napoleon's Piano
05: The Case of the Missing CD Plates
06: Rommel's Treasure
07: Foiled by President Fred
08: Shangri-La Again
09: The International Christmas Pudding
10: The Pevensey Bay Disaster
11: The Sale of Manhattan
12: The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fu-Manchu
13: The Lost Year
14: The Greenslade Story
15: The Hastings Flyer - Robbed
16: The Mighty Wurlitzer
17: The Raid of the International Christmas Pudding
18: Tales of Montmartre
19: The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI
20: The House of Teeth
21: Tales of Old Dartmoor
22: The Choking Horror
23: The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal
24: The Treasure in the Lake
25: The Fear of Wages
26: Scradje
27: The Man Who Never Was
Special: The Goons Hit Wales
Special: China Story
Series 7 (1956-57):
01: The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis
02: Drums Along the Mersey
03: The Nadger Plague
04: The MacReekie Rising of '74
05: The Spectre of Tintagel
06: The Sleeping Prince
07: The Great Bank Robbery
08: Personal Narrative
09: The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons
10: What's My Line?
11: The Telephone
12: The Flea
13: Six Charlies in Search of an Author
14: Emperor of the Universe
15: Wings Over Dagenham
16: The Rent Collectors
17: Shifting Sands
18: The Moon Show
19: The Mysterious Punch-up-the-Conker
20: Round the World in Eighty Days
21: Insurance, the White Man's Burden
22: The Africa Ship Canal
23: Ill Met by Goonlight
24: The Missing Boa Constrictor
25: The Histories of Pliny the Elder
Special: Robin Hood
Special: Operation Christmas Duff
Special: The Reason Why
Series 8 (1957-58):
01: Spon
02: The Junk Affair
03: The Burning Embassy
04: The Great Regents Park Swim
05: The Treasure in the Tower
06: The Space Age
07: The Red Fort
08: The Missing Battleship
09: The Policy
10: King Solomon's Mines
11: The Stolen Postman
12: The Great British Revolution
13: The Plasticine Man
14: African Incident
15: The Thing on the Mountain
16: The String Robberies
17: The Moriarty Murder Mystery
18: The Curse of Frankenstein
19: The White Neddie Trade
20: Ten Snowballs that Shook the World
21: The Man Who Never Was
22: World War One
23: The Spon Plague
24: Tiddleywinks
25: The Evils of Bushey Spon
26: The Great Statue Debate
Vintage Goons (1957-58):
01: The Mummified Priest
02: The Greatest Mountain in the World
03: The Missing Ten Downing Street
04: The Giant Bombardon
05: The Kippered Herring Gang
06: The Vanishing Room
07: The Ink Shortage
08: The Mustard and Cress Shortage
09: The Internal Mountain
10: The Silent Bugler
11: The Great Bank of England Robbery
12: The Dreaded Piano Clubber
13: The Siege of Fort Night
14: The Albert Memorial
Series 9 (1958-59):
01: The Sahara Desert Statue
02: I Was Monty's Treble
03: The £1,000,000 Penny
04: The Pam's Paper Insurance Policy
05: The Mountain Eaters
06: The Childe Harolde Rewarde
07: The Seagoon Memoirs
08: Queen Anne's Rain
09: The Battle of Spion Kop
10: Ned's Atomic Dustbin
11: Who Is Pink Oboe?
12: The Call of the West
13: Dishonoured - Again
14: The Scarlet Capsule
15: The Tay Bridge
16: The Gold Plate Robbery
17: The £50 Cure
Series 10 (1959-60):
01: The Christmas Carol
02: The Tale of Men's Shirts
03: The Chinese Legs
04: Robin's Post
05: The Silver Dubloons
06: The Last Smoking Seagoon
NOTE: Some scripts may appear more
than once where episodes were re-performed. Different recordings of the
same episode often exist where shows were re-edited for distribution. Also,
some
scripts were tweaked by Spike Milligan
years later for inclusion in publications. The scripts included
here match the orginal broadcasts as closely as possible
without
these
edits and tweaks.
All transcripts have been transcribed by a small but hardworking
group of goon fans across the world. These are constantly being updated and
can be
found at The
GSD Forum and
listed at The Goon Shows
From Home. Those listed here are currently being reviewed to confirm
their accuracy. Until this process is completed some scripts may not be perfect.

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